You're Not The Boss Of Me
Man, I hate it when dinner tells me what to do.
Yes, Mom.
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Bitches Ain't Shit
On Friday, the local Adult Contemporary "rock" station had Ben Folds headlining a pricey charity Christmas concert. I wasn't there, but one of the other musicians on the bill was Alanis Morrisette if that tells you anything. So anyway, Ben Folds comes out, sits down at the piano, and immediately breaks into this song. Which won't surprise anyone who's ever been to one of his shows, but apparently did not go over too well with this crowd. Nor did all the M-Fers peppering his stage banter. The radio station issued an apology for the performance this morning, calling it "inappropriate" at an all ages holiday show and vowing that Ben Folds would never be asked to return. I say: HA HA HA HA HA! I love you Ben Folds.
Dear The Mix:
In the future, stick to Rob Thomas and Johnny Resnick. Fools.
Love,
TR and BF
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Movie Review: King Kong
If you bring your 3 year old to a 3 hour movie, this makes you a bad parent.
If you let your 3 year old talk throughout the 3 hour movie, this make you a bad parent.
If you do not take your 3 year old out of the movie when she's terrified of the big loud scary monkey and screaming her tiny head off, this makes you a bad parent.
King Kong is not a movie for 3 year olds. YOU ARE A BAD PARENT.
Plus, you owe us $30.
"Mom! Hey Mom! Is that the monkey? Is he angry? Why is the monkey angry? Is he going to eat the lady? Huh? Is he? Is he gonna eat her? Look at the monkey RUN! Monkey runs fast! Oh no! No no no no! THEY'RE HURTING THE MONKEY I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN THEY HURT THE MONKEY MAKE THEM STOP HURTING THE MONKEY RIGHT NOW. Aw, monkey is sleeping. Hey, Mom? Mom? Mom, is the monkey sleeping? Mom! That monkey is sleeping, right? Oh, poor monkey is TIRED. Poor tired monkey. Sleepy-sleep time! Nighty-night, monkey! Sometimes I go to sleep! Sometimes I do! And I get into bed and I wear my pajamas and you tuck me in and BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH... "
Sick
I'm not one to point fingers but SOMEBODY gave me their cold. I feel like shizz so I'm going home and crawling into bed right ........ now.
Yes, Mom.
Bitches Ain't Shit
On Friday, the local Adult Contemporary "rock" station had Ben Folds headlining a pricey charity Christmas concert. I wasn't there, but one of the other musicians on the bill was Alanis Morrisette if that tells you anything. So anyway, Ben Folds comes out, sits down at the piano, and immediately breaks into this song. Which won't surprise anyone who's ever been to one of his shows, but apparently did not go over too well with this crowd. Nor did all the M-Fers peppering his stage banter. The radio station issued an apology for the performance this morning, calling it "inappropriate" at an all ages holiday show and vowing that Ben Folds would never be asked to return. I say: HA HA HA HA HA! I love you Ben Folds.
Dear The Mix:
In the future, stick to Rob Thomas and Johnny Resnick. Fools.
Love,
TR and BF
Movie Review: King Kong
If you bring your 3 year old to a 3 hour movie, this makes you a bad parent.
If you let your 3 year old talk throughout the 3 hour movie, this make you a bad parent.
If you do not take your 3 year old out of the movie when she's terrified of the big loud scary monkey and screaming her tiny head off, this makes you a bad parent.
King Kong is not a movie for 3 year olds. YOU ARE A BAD PARENT.
Plus, you owe us $30.
"Mom! Hey Mom! Is that the monkey? Is he angry? Why is the monkey angry? Is he going to eat the lady? Huh? Is he? Is he gonna eat her? Look at the monkey RUN! Monkey runs fast! Oh no! No no no no! THEY'RE HURTING THE MONKEY I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN THEY HURT THE MONKEY MAKE THEM STOP HURTING THE MONKEY RIGHT NOW. Aw, monkey is sleeping. Hey, Mom? Mom? Mom, is the monkey sleeping? Mom! That monkey is sleeping, right? Oh, poor monkey is TIRED. Poor tired monkey. Sleepy-sleep time! Nighty-night, monkey! Sometimes I go to sleep! Sometimes I do! And I get into bed and I wear my pajamas and you tuck me in and BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH... "
Sick
I'm not one to point fingers but SOMEBODY gave me their cold. I feel like shizz so I'm going home and crawling into bed right ........ now.
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