Happy Birthday TO ME
I doubt anyone even bothers to read this on the weekend - especially lately - but HELLO I turn 31 in nine hours. So my favorite spicy chiquita Crystal helped me put together a little birthday shindig. It'll be at Tapatia on the corner of Ashland and Roscoe at 9pm and anyone who feels so inclined is invited to attend. Just look for the tipsy redhead in the boobage shirt yelling, "BUT I STILL FEEEEEEL THIRTY!"