6 at Random
• For the first time in my life, it might be a problem that I didn’t go to college. Spellcheck just informed me that I misspelled “college”. Okay, that’s two times.
• I’m not sure why but it’s become really important to me lately that my children see and fully appreciate the video for Thriller.
• At Pitchfork we ran into a girl my boyfriend used to have a crush on. She hasn’t seen him since he cut his hair short. I think she liked it a little too much, the filthy whore.
• For much of the day yesterday there was a cookie balanced on top of a parking meter outside my office. It takes more than that to bribe a Chicago meter maid, trust me.
• Every now and then I’ll be on the el and I’ll be sitting in the seat right next to the door divider and someone will be standing on the other side and they’ll be holding on to that opening right next to my face and I’ll have the overwhelming urge to lick their fingers.
• My end of the hallway at work is cursed.
That is all.
• I’m not sure why but it’s become really important to me lately that my children see and fully appreciate the video for Thriller.
• At Pitchfork we ran into a girl my boyfriend used to have a crush on. She hasn’t seen him since he cut his hair short. I think she liked it a little too much, the filthy whore.
• For much of the day yesterday there was a cookie balanced on top of a parking meter outside my office. It takes more than that to bribe a Chicago meter maid, trust me.
• Every now and then I’ll be on the el and I’ll be sitting in the seat right next to the door divider and someone will be standing on the other side and they’ll be holding on to that opening right next to my face and I’ll have the overwhelming urge to lick their fingers.
• My end of the hallway at work is cursed.
That is all.
Tequila Red called it a day @ 9:15 AM
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