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It's not often that spam entertains me, but I'm tickled by the idea that someone decided to name these Cialis pills "Soft Tabs." Good luck selling these puppies, Aerdna!

From: Jerome Dye
Date: Wednesday, August 2, 2006 9:53 AM
To: Kari
Subject: Open something new for your self

Cialis Soft Tabs is the new impotence treatment drug that everyone is talking about. It has benefits over Viagra and other ED treatment solutions. Here goes some reasons to choose Cialis Soft Tabs:
1. You can mix alcohol drinks with Cialis Soft Tabs without any undesired effects.
2.Cialis Soft Tabs does not make you feel dizzy or make vision blurred, so you can easily drive a car or operate heavy machinery.
3.Cialis soft tabs works much faster than any known ED treatment solution. Cialis Soft Tabs enters the bloodstream directly instead of going through the stomach, thus you need only 15 minutes till you feel the effect.
AND ALSO
Cialis Soft Tabs formula is effective for 95% of the patients. If this treatment is not effective for you, we will refund you for every unopened pack. All you have to do is send them back, and we will immediatley refund your account!

Soft Tabs. I mean, that's just cruel.