The End of an Era

My BFF at work is leaving; today is her last day. To send her off on the right note, we had a Peggy Parade. I pushed her all around the office in a Target cart with those water buffalo horns attached to the top and a boombox underneath blaring "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. She wore an army helmet decorated with client logos and threw out packages of cookies and crackers to the adoring office masses.

Now that's how you leave a job.




Confidential to Peggy: sniff, sob, bawl.