The Monday Minimum
Q: How do you keep The Colts out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: What’s the difference between the Colts and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Colts and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ.”
Q: If you see a Colts fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?
A: It could be your bike.
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: What’s the difference between the Colts and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Colts and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ.”
Q: If you see a Colts fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?
A: It could be your bike.
Tequila Red called it a day @ 2:27 PM
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