The List

Josh and I were watching The Colbert Report the other night when I mentioned that Stephen Colbert is on my List. Not only is he on my List, he is at the tippy-top of my List. But no matter how much I prodded and pleaded, Josh refused to reveal his own List. In fact he claims not to have a List, but I know for a fact there is at least one girl on it. Two if time travel is an option. Also, I think he has a thing for her. Don't ask me why.

UPDATE: I finally got Josh to give up his real #3. Hmm.

Since you asked, here's who gets me hot & bothered.

Tequila Red's List of Celebrity ROWR

1. Stephen Colbert
Not only did he knock my boyfriend Jon Stewart out of the top spot, he knocked him off the list altogether. Jon Stewart is too obvious. Not that I would kick Jon Stewart out of bed for eating crackers. (Confidential to Jon Stewart: you could probably make it back onto the list. Call me!)

2. Rhett Miller
Rhett 4eva.

3. Some guy from Wisconsin.
I KNOW. I'm sorry. Does this mean I'm getting kicked out of Chicago? But I can't help it. I love him! He plays with such joy, even if he has been sucky for the last few years. The fact that he won't go away and retire kind of makes him hotter. I KNOW. Shut up. Maybe it's a phase.

Q: Who's on your List?