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Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Thin Mints

TEQUILA RED: [flipping through magazine] I love this dress.
COWORKER: So cute!
TEQUILA RED: Except all that khaki would make me look like a Girl Scout.
COWORKER: If your boobs were Girl Scout cookies, what would they be called?
TEQUILA RED: Um, Oreolas. Duh.
COWORKER: Nice.

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