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Wednesday, December 22, 2004

baby it's cold outside

You should know that it's 9 degrees in Chicago right now, with a wind chill of about minus six hundred. If you're in Chicago, of course you already know that. But if you're reading from, say, Thailand then SCREW YOU WITH YOUR TROPICAL TEMPERATURES AND NON-FROZEN EXTREMITIES, YOU BITCHES. And if you're in Canada, stop calling me a pussy.

The puppy is spending a week with me while my friends are out of town. He still piddles on the floor, and if the high temperature on Friday really is two degrees, he'll be piddling on the floor even more because I am not going anywhere near outside. Except maybe for a cigarette.

Eleven days. That's how long until I have to be at work again. Eleven wonderful, glorious Bob-free days. I'll try to check in here every now and then, but only if something is compelling enough to make me brave the Sanity Challenging Dial Up Connection From Pop Up Hell.

Til next time, kittens. Merry merry and all that.



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