104 Hours
That's how long it's been since I've had a cigarette. It sounds more impressive in hours than days (4), so I'm going with hours and anybody who has a problem with that can SUCK IT. I'd figure it out in minutes if it didn't involve so much math. Math can SUCK IT also.
My co-worker came in a little while ago and said, "Hey, Kari, what are you gonna do today?" And I said, "Whatever I feel like doing, GOD!" Then I told her to SUCK IT and punched her in the throat.
I have a date tonight. You remember the Wolfman from New Year's Eve, right? We're meeting for Thai at Opart, but then again it's supposed to snow like a gazillion feet this evening, so I don't know. Tom Skilling, SUCK IT TWO TIMES. I'm kind of crabby too, which you probably haven't noticed. Wolfman, you lucky, lucky boy.
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Daily wisdom from Craigslist makes me laugh and laugh:
Ain't that the truth.
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Go on, steal the Garden State soundtrack. Then justify it by thinking of the money you sent the tsunami victims. Kindess deserves to be rewarded, I always say.
What's that? You didn't send money to the tsunami victims? Well, ponder on this my heartless friend: Sandra Bullock is a better person than you. That's right. Despite Two Weeks Notice, Speed 2, and yes, even Forces of Nature. She rules. You drool. So SUCK IT why don'tcha.
She's a giver.
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Currently obsessed with: this little French girl's blog. Tres adorable, y'all. Tres cuteness.
Wednesday Happy Music, for Happy People Like Me:
Decibully, "Tables Turn"
"Eight Days A Week", The Beatles
The Libertines, "Up the Bracket"
My co-worker came in a little while ago and said, "Hey, Kari, what are you gonna do today?" And I said, "Whatever I feel like doing, GOD!" Then I told her to SUCK IT and punched her in the throat.
I have a date tonight. You remember the Wolfman from New Year's Eve, right? We're meeting for Thai at Opart, but then again it's supposed to snow like a gazillion feet this evening, so I don't know. Tom Skilling, SUCK IT TWO TIMES. I'm kind of crabby too, which you probably haven't noticed. Wolfman, you lucky, lucky boy.
Daily wisdom from Craigslist makes me laugh and laugh:
most heinous moving task ever
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Reply to: anon-54340574@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-01-03, 9:54PM CST
packing the Magnetic Poetry on my refrigerator.
Ain't that the truth.
Go on, steal the Garden State soundtrack. Then justify it by thinking of the money you sent the tsunami victims. Kindess deserves to be rewarded, I always say.
What's that? You didn't send money to the tsunami victims? Well, ponder on this my heartless friend: Sandra Bullock is a better person than you. That's right. Despite Two Weeks Notice, Speed 2, and yes, even Forces of Nature. She rules. You drool. So SUCK IT why don'tcha.
She's a giver.
Currently obsessed with: this little French girl's blog. Tres adorable, y'all. Tres cuteness.
Wednesday Happy Music, for Happy People Like Me:
Decibully, "Tables Turn"
"Eight Days A Week", The Beatles
The Libertines, "Up the Bracket"
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