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Drunken debauchery and sloppy public displays of affection occured at Chicago's Worst Bar Ever on Friday night, when old work friends and current chick friends mixed and mingled saliva at one of those all-you-can-drink-thingees. It was a going away party for a guy I used to date. He and his new girlfriend wore matching shirts. Also, hi Jeff and Kevin! Pictures forthcoming.

The not smoking thing? Not going so good. And there was no coffee in my office this morning. Grrrr.

I finally figured out where Random NYE Guy came from, after I accidentally answered my phone last night (i.e. one of my friends handing out my number like a party favor). After failing to come up with a polite way to say Nope Not Interested, I told him I was already seeing someone else I'd met that night, and that I don't date more than one person at a time. LIAR!

Speaking of The Wolfman, he called to tell me he's dating a bunch of other girls and busy with school. But we can still be friends! Super!

[NOTE: Any and/or all of the above mentioned dudes could be reading this right now, if they're privvy to Wendi and Jenna's blogs. If so, Hi guys! Feel free to leave something interesting in the comments section!]

I don't know if you heard, but Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston totally broke up on Friday. No, really! I swear! They so did! Shocking, I know. It was the lead story this morning on the Today show. That last part? Not a joke.


The Other Woman Says: "Golly, all this over lil ole me?"

It's All the Rage On the Playground

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