Hi, I'm Scary.
It's been two weeks since I stalked, er, talked to my Train Boyfriend. I haven't even seen that biznotch since then. But before we all start jumping to conclusions, let's keep in mind that I haven't left work at the normal time in two weeks either. So, yeah, it's possible that he's avoiding me like the dental plaque, but maybe he's been loitering on cold CTA platforms, letting trains go by while he waits hopefully for me to appear. HA HA HA HA. Sure.
"Music Is My Boyfriend," The Hidden Cameras
"Boys You Won't," The Wrens
Fiery Furnaces, "Single Again" Or, you know, still. Whatever.
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The saga of The Crazy Cop Who Hits Chicks And Then Kills Himself When He Gets In Trouble For It finally came to an end yesterday, when I picked up my settlement check from da City of Sheekahgo. It's not a huge amount of money or anything but it's better than a punch in the head.
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The next time some weirdo in a bar asks for your number, wouldn't it be awesome to say "404-MEAN"? Or "967-DICK"? Or "328-I-CRY"? From now on, I shall answer the query with "909-OMEN." Which is fitting, no?
What does your phone number spell?
"Music Is My Boyfriend," The Hidden Cameras
"Boys You Won't," The Wrens
Fiery Furnaces, "Single Again" Or, you know, still. Whatever.
The saga of The Crazy Cop Who Hits Chicks And Then Kills Himself When He Gets In Trouble For It finally came to an end yesterday, when I picked up my settlement check from da City of Sheekahgo. It's not a huge amount of money or anything but it's better than a punch in the head.
The next time some weirdo in a bar asks for your number, wouldn't it be awesome to say "404-MEAN"? Or "967-DICK"? Or "328-I-CRY"? From now on, I shall answer the query with "909-OMEN." Which is fitting, no?
What does your phone number spell?
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