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Holding the Bag
I really need a new purse. I'm thinking something cute but practical, something that will go with everything but that also says "Don't even think about punching me in the back of the head, prick." Something like this:
The Guardian Angel (via Popgadget)
A purse that makes the bad guys think you're packing? Brilliant. God bless those wacky Dutch. The looks you'd get on the train alone make it worthwhile. And Wendi, you will need one too, of course, maybe the one with the knife outline? Hey, I wonder if we can get em in time for our trip to DC on Thursday. Ha, ha. That was a joke, Secret Service. Back the fuck off.
One Man, 34 Characters
If anybody is looking to be all cultured an' shit, I've heard fantastic things about this play. There are still some $30 tickets available, but I'm pretty sure it'll sell out soon. Come on, knuckledraggers, it wouldn't kill you to see something that doesn't star Jude Law.
Ignore the Golden Globes
"The Aviator" is long, pointless, and godawful.
Tell you what. Save the $9 you'd spend on a ticket, I'll put on my combat boots and kick you in the ass for free, and you'll feel like you just spent 3 hours watching The Nard pretend to be schizo. Everybody wins!
Things Now Seared Into My Brain
Thanks a ton, Page Six:
Say it with me: EW.
I Stole Brad
Is this really necessary? And can I please get one in a medium?
Only one song today because you've been so naughty.
Or wait, was that me?
"It's a Bad Wind," The Secret Machines
I really need a new purse. I'm thinking something cute but practical, something that will go with everything but that also says "Don't even think about punching me in the back of the head, prick." Something like this:
The Guardian Angel (via Popgadget)
A purse that makes the bad guys think you're packing? Brilliant. God bless those wacky Dutch. The looks you'd get on the train alone make it worthwhile. And Wendi, you will need one too, of course, maybe the one with the knife outline? Hey, I wonder if we can get em in time for our trip to DC on Thursday. Ha, ha. That was a joke, Secret Service. Back the fuck off.
One Man, 34 Characters
If anybody is looking to be all cultured an' shit, I've heard fantastic things about this play. There are still some $30 tickets available, but I'm pretty sure it'll sell out soon. Come on, knuckledraggers, it wouldn't kill you to see something that doesn't star Jude Law.
Ignore the Golden Globes
"The Aviator" is long, pointless, and godawful.
Tell you what. Save the $9 you'd spend on a ticket, I'll put on my combat boots and kick you in the ass for free, and you'll feel like you just spent 3 hours watching The Nard pretend to be schizo. Everybody wins!
Things Now Seared Into My Brain
Thanks a ton, Page Six:
WHILE dining with her new boyfriend Chris Botti at 'Cesca on Saturday night, Katie Couric treated the trumpet-playing hunk like he was the daily special. Our eagle-eyed spy reports that 48-year-old Couric eagerly swapped spit with Botti, 42, behind a menu she was holding up. "As the drinks continued to flow, Katie got bolder and bolder with him," the witness tattled to The Post's Braden Keil. "Soon she just forgot about holding up the menu, and went after Botti like a hormonally charged teenager. At one point she just grabbed his face and shoved her tongue down his throat."
Say it with me: EW.
I Stole Brad
Is this really necessary? And can I please get one in a medium?
Only one song today because you've been so naughty.
Or wait, was that me?
"It's a Bad Wind," The Secret Machines
Tequila Red called it a day @ 11:11 AM
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