Football is like totally my favorite sport and stuff.

From Sunday's Boston Herald, a Vitally Important NFL Newsflash:

In battle of babes, Ben beats Brady bad
By Gayle Fee and Laura Raposa
Sunday, January 16, 2005

Once Tom Brady & Co. dispatch with Peyton Manning tonight, the real debate can begin: Betwixt the NFL's two hottest QBs - Tom and Pittsburgh Steelers stud Ben Roethlisberger - who has the more smokin' galpal?

Tom is, of course, dating "I, Robot'' actress Bridget Moynahan. Ben is newly linked with a lady of the links, the lovely Natalie Gulbis.

Advantage: Ben!

First off, what is up with Bridget's hair???? She needs to fire whatever stylist talked her into that coiffeur horror. And we are not even going to get into the Web speculation that Bridget has had some Awful Plastic Surgery!

Meanwhile, Natalie, the so-called Anna Kournikova of women's golf (except that she actually wins), poses in a series of raaaather hot photos for her 2005 Natalie Gulbis Calendar!

Clearly the Man of Steel wins this round!

Of course, we don't want to commit the ultimate sin in Bill Belichick's book and look beyond the opponent at hand. But Peyton Manning is happily married to his college sweetheart, Ashley, so he cannot be part of this discussion.

However, we did hear that baby bro, New York Giants QB/QT Eli Manning, scored Hollywood hellcat Lindsay Lohan's digits a couple of weeks ago. . . .

Hey, who says girls don't know anything about football?