Actually, No, I Was Right
Killer project at work for the next few days, so blog updates will be brief and sporadic and to some degree incoherent until Thursday. But here are a couple of things you should know:
• Good times all around at the Free Martha Party - check Jenna and Michelle's blogs for further coverage and possibly pictures of sassy folk in aprons.
• John Dynamite is SO OUT. He was a bit handsy and a lot boring at the party, and after a unanimous vote, his boyfriendship has been revoked. I have more chemistry with my cousin, people.
• Any rumours you might hear about me drunkenly lying down on the sidewalks of downtown Chicago are completely false. Also, those pictures were totally Photoshopped.
• Never ever under any circumstances drink 6 giant margaritas on an empty stomach. I believe this falls under the category of "duh, dumbass."
• You might have to do some damage control when your friends tell your co-workers that you call them bitches.
• Those friends get a free pass, however, when they take you home instead of to the bar you insist on visiting after you've had 6 giant margaritas.
• Drunk-dialing the CEO of your company is acceptable if you're cute.
• Dear Fredbeck and Justin: What the fuck, No Shows? So jizz. -TR
• Two excellent cover songs worth adding to your iTunes are "She's Got Everything" - the Kinks ala the Old 97's (via Catherine's Pita) - and Nada Surf doing the old OMD song, "If You Leave."
• Good times all around at the Free Martha Party - check Jenna and Michelle's blogs for further coverage and possibly pictures of sassy folk in aprons.
• John Dynamite is SO OUT. He was a bit handsy and a lot boring at the party, and after a unanimous vote, his boyfriendship has been revoked. I have more chemistry with my cousin, people.
• Any rumours you might hear about me drunkenly lying down on the sidewalks of downtown Chicago are completely false. Also, those pictures were totally Photoshopped.
• Never ever under any circumstances drink 6 giant margaritas on an empty stomach. I believe this falls under the category of "duh, dumbass."
• You might have to do some damage control when your friends tell your co-workers that you call them bitches.
• Those friends get a free pass, however, when they take you home instead of to the bar you insist on visiting after you've had 6 giant margaritas.
• Drunk-dialing the CEO of your company is acceptable if you're cute.
• Dear Fredbeck and Justin: What the fuck, No Shows? So jizz. -TR
• Two excellent cover songs worth adding to your iTunes are "She's Got Everything" - the Kinks ala the Old 97's (via Catherine's Pita) - and Nada Surf doing the old OMD song, "If You Leave."
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