Today Sucked
Probably none of you care, but I've had a shitty fucking day over here. The only bright spot in my shitty fucking day was when a couple of my co-workers told me they thought I'd make excellent money as a hooker (note to self: side business?). And is my shitty fucking day over yet? Nooooooooo! I still have LOADS of shitty fucking work to do! But I'm choosing to put that off to talk to you. Because I love you. If you pay me, I might even have sex with you.
Yes, this has been one shitty fucking day. But it also happens to be my friend Crystal's birthday. She's 25, that bitch. And she's super hot. And her boobs are like 12 times bigger than mine. Shitty fuck! But I love her anyway, so instead of going home and crying into my couch, I'm gonna change into something silky and braless and go to the club. Then I'm going to drink as much as other people will buy me.
According to my co-workers, that should be a lot.
Tomorrow's Forecast
Hungover
with a 70% chance of rage
Yes, this has been one shitty fucking day. But it also happens to be my friend Crystal's birthday. She's 25, that bitch. And she's super hot. And her boobs are like 12 times bigger than mine. Shitty fuck! But I love her anyway, so instead of going home and crying into my couch, I'm gonna change into something silky and braless and go to the club. Then I'm going to drink as much as other people will buy me.
According to my co-workers, that should be a lot.
Tomorrow's Forecast
Hungover
with a 70% chance of rage
Tequila Red called it a day @ 6:11 PM
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