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Guest Blogger: John Bolton
Hello, dear readers. I want to take this opportunity to thank you for trusting me to represent this great country in the United Nations. True, you didn't exactly choose me. Those crazy kids in Congress kept trying to block my appointment, ha ha. But yesterday my friend Mr. Bush showed those buttmonkeys who runs this show. G-Dub knows what you secretly want, even if your fancy representatives are too stupid to PULL THEIR HEADS OUT OF THEIR ASSES AND VOTE THE RIGHT FUCKING WAY. Jesus jumpin' Christ, what a bunch of PUSSIES. Oh, are we skeerd to go into the the big bad UN and SHOW THOSE PEACELOVING HIPPIE SHITFUCKERS WHO'S BOSS? Boo hoo! You bunch of GIRLS.
Reform is the name of the game now, people. I think we're all tired of United Nations trying to force their decisions onto other countries. We are the strongest nation IN THE MOTHERHUMPING BOOTLICKING WORLD AND THOSE BITCHES WILL BOW DOWN AND RECOGNIZE. Hey, if God didn't want us to be in charge then why did He give us all the big guns? Riddle me THAT, wiseguy.
In conclusion, I look forward to representing you all to the rest of the world. It's not like they can hate us any more, right? Ha ha. That's a little joke. LAUGH OR I WILL KILL THIS PUPPY.
Thank you and God bless.
The New Ambassador: Celebs Weigh In!
"Now that's my kind of guy."
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Hello, dear readers. I want to take this opportunity to thank you for trusting me to represent this great country in the United Nations. True, you didn't exactly choose me. Those crazy kids in Congress kept trying to block my appointment, ha ha. But yesterday my friend Mr. Bush showed those buttmonkeys who runs this show. G-Dub knows what you secretly want, even if your fancy representatives are too stupid to PULL THEIR HEADS OUT OF THEIR ASSES AND VOTE THE RIGHT FUCKING WAY. Jesus jumpin' Christ, what a bunch of PUSSIES. Oh, are we skeerd to go into the the big bad UN and SHOW THOSE PEACELOVING HIPPIE SHITFUCKERS WHO'S BOSS? Boo hoo! You bunch of GIRLS.
Reform is the name of the game now, people. I think we're all tired of United Nations trying to force their decisions onto other countries. We are the strongest nation IN THE MOTHERHUMPING BOOTLICKING WORLD AND THOSE BITCHES WILL BOW DOWN AND RECOGNIZE. Hey, if God didn't want us to be in charge then why did He give us all the big guns? Riddle me THAT, wiseguy.
In conclusion, I look forward to representing you all to the rest of the world. It's not like they can hate us any more, right? Ha ha. That's a little joke. LAUGH OR I WILL KILL THIS PUPPY.
Thank you and God bless.
The New Ambassador: Celebs Weigh In!
"Now that's my kind of guy."
"Sic 'em, Gramps!"
"This is going to be GREAT."
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