"Celebrity" "News"

According to our sources - Hi! Hire me! - O.J. Simpson did not leave town immediately after getting the boot from an autograph convention this weekend. First he took time to party with the pretty people. For the rest of the story, let's go LIVE to Craigslist MCs. Craig?

OJ at Le Passage - 22
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Reply to: anon-88278356@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-08-01, 1:55PM CDT

Hi Juice! We met on Saturday at the coolest club in the city - I'm the blonde girl with the wicked-expensive highlights and huge breasts (you asked if they were real and we shared a good laugh). Anyhoo, we made out a little and then you got super mad when some other guy was looking at me, which I thought was really cute. Too bad we got separated by security when you started screaming because you couldn't find anything to cut your steak with. (What was that all about anyway? Would it kill someone to get a guy some cutlery? Sheesh!) Anyway, I had a real killer time that night. Let's do it again soon!

Luv,
Lindsay (not 'Nic' like you kept calling me. Silly!)

P.S. You forgot your gloves! I'll hold on to them til next time.

Also spotted around town this weekend: Tara Reid, Halle Berry, and Dr. Phil. More as it develops!