This Little Piggy

Yesterday Concert Josh flew to New Jersey, where he'll spend a week doing some work training. With the kids packed off to Grandma's house for spring break, we'd planned to spend some time together on Saturday. Until I called him and we had the stupidest fight EVER.

Tequila Red: Do you think we could go out to the 'burbs? I have my eye on a rug at Penny's. [shut up, it's cheap and cute]
Concert Josh: I don't think I'm gonna have time to go shopping with you today.
Tequila Red: Oh.
Concert Josh: I still have to pack, plus there's this pork roast I want to cook.
Tequila Red: ...
Concert Josh: Hello?
Tequila Red: Are you frigging kidding me?
Concert Josh: What?
Tequila Red: You're going out of town for a week and you're blowing me off for a PORK ROAST.
Concert Josh: Well ...
Tequila Red: A PORK ROAST.
Concert Josh: But it won't be good by the time I get back from Jersey.
Tequila Red: Yeah, and I might not be your girlfriend by the time you get back from Jersey.
Concert Josh: Babe ...
Tequila Red: Hey, are you sure it's not a pork butt? Because you're being AN ASS.
*click*

Happily, the roast issue was quickly resolved and we did get some non-swine time together before he blew town. Also, I made him sign a waiver saying that, in the future, I do in fact take precedence over all packaged meat products.

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Guess who's going to to Dallas on Tuesday for a Big Important Meeting? Yeehaw, y'all!

I wonder how big I can make my hair. They like that, I hear.