Pop Quiz
Why did my morning suck a biggie? Take this quiz and find out!
1. Totally oversleeping means you'll probably have to skip:
2. The Trib's Redeye "newspaper" is:
3. Couples who cuddle and kiss on the train:
4. The Trixie who informs her boyfriend - in front of everyone on the el - that all their friends call him "a total stud":
5. The guy who stands next to your seat and blows a positively rancid something-must-have-DIED-up-in-there fart:
6. The guy who wipes his nose with his hand, catches a giant snot string, drips it down the front of his shirt and then wipes the whole mess on his pants:
7. Everyone on the train:
BONUS QUESTION
Blogging when you should be working is:
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Real quick-like:
I don't give a flip about the Star Wars Sith(?) Movie Extravaganza - I'll be holding down a barstool at the Globe Pub tonight, personally, because waiting in line is for chumps - but from what I hear this is kind of a big deal. Or something. So hey, why not check out your Star Wars Horoscope! Yeah, I don't know. I lost interest like two sentences ago. It's kind of funny though.
1. Totally oversleeping means you'll probably have to skip:
- a) showering
b) doing your hair
c) feeding your child breakfast
d) both a & c but never b
2. The Trib's Redeye "newspaper" is:
- a) perfect reading material for your morning commute
b) a total trashrag
c) a total trashrag you somehow end up with every damn day because the guy handing it out for free in front of the Brown Line station gets all huffy and makes rude comments under his breath about people being "too good for stuff" when you try to walk by without taking one
3. Couples who cuddle and kiss on the train:
- a) are adorable
b) are annoying
c) should be shot
4. The Trixie who informs her boyfriend - in front of everyone on the el - that all their friends call him "a total stud":
- a) is lying
b) is getting paid
c) should be shot
5. The guy who stands next to your seat and blows a positively rancid something-must-have-DIED-up-in-there fart:
- a) probably couldn't help it
b) probably could've held it
c) has no business looking offended when you frantically wave the air with your free Redeye and make loud gagging noises
d) should be shot
6. The guy who wipes his nose with his hand, catches a giant snot string, drips it down the front of his shirt and then wipes the whole mess on his pants:
- a) needs a tissue
b) needs to turn around
c) just made me throw up a little in my mouth
d) should be shot
7. Everyone on the train:
- a) should be shot
b) should be shot
c) should be shot
d) all of the above
BONUS QUESTION
Blogging when you should be working is:
- a) no big deal
b) not the wisest use of your time
c) fine as long as you don't have a meeting in ten minutes and absolutely nothing to present
d) oh crap
Real quick-like:
I don't give a flip about the Star Wars Sith(?) Movie Extravaganza - I'll be holding down a barstool at the Globe Pub tonight, personally, because waiting in line is for chumps - but from what I hear this is kind of a big deal. Or something. So hey, why not check out your Star Wars Horoscope! Yeah, I don't know. I lost interest like two sentences ago. It's kind of funny though.
| Star Wars Horoscope for Aries |
 Like many aries, you have demonstrated your penchant for inflicting pain. You feel you are at the center of the universe and that you must be in control. You enjoy being a leader... and you find that your aggression and quick temper serve you well. Star wars character you are most like: The Emperor |
Tequila Red called it a day @ 10:40 AM
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