Weekend Update
LOCAL BRIEFS
Attending House Party Terrible Idea
Beer bong and Jello shots not so fun when you're thirty
Catholic Education Good For Something
Two catchy church songs busted out at bar, old-fashioned singalong ensues
Logic, Math Fail Redhead
Cute bartender tipped ten bucks for three free beers
$2.50 Ill-Spent At Thrift Store
Ad Agency Snack Budget Cut, Everybody Loses
SPORTS
Cubs Drop 2 Out Of 3, City Yawns
Cutie-pie Jon Garland only interesting thing about baseball right now
POLITICS
President Bush Prepares to Do Next Really Stupid Thing
Prom fetuses across the country feel totally useless, sit at home eating bon bons and watching Ellen
OP-ED
- Halitosis: Funny Word, Serious Problem
- Diet Coke With Splenda Tastes Like Draino
- Hey, Come Back! I Was Adjusting My Nose Ring, I Swear
- Don't Ever Pinch My Lovehandles
Attending House Party Terrible Idea
Beer bong and Jello shots not so fun when you're thirty
Catholic Education Good For Something
Two catchy church songs busted out at bar, old-fashioned singalong ensues
Logic, Math Fail Redhead
Cute bartender tipped ten bucks for three free beers
$2.50 Ill-Spent At Thrift Store
Ad Agency Snack Budget Cut, Everybody Loses
SPORTS
Cubs Drop 2 Out Of 3, City Yawns
Cutie-pie Jon Garland only interesting thing about baseball right now
POLITICS
President Bush Prepares to Do Next Really Stupid Thing
Prom fetuses across the country feel totally useless, sit at home eating bon bons and watching Ellen
OP-ED
- Halitosis: Funny Word, Serious Problem
- Diet Coke With Splenda Tastes Like Draino
- Hey, Come Back! I Was Adjusting My Nose Ring, I Swear
- Don't Ever Pinch My Lovehandles
Tequila Red called it a day @ 10:55 AM
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