Midnight In the Garden of Wrigley
Where were you at 12:00 this morning? Dylan and I were here:
A three hour rain delay pushed the start of last night's Cubs game back to almost 10 PM, and I was so sure it would be cancelled that we were still at home when they threw out the first pitch. It was a mad dash to the park after that, but we got there just in time for this. I have to say, it was pretty bitchin. You can see that Dylan was impressed.
The lady behind him: "Whatever. Bring back Clement!"
The ebullient and verbose Maddux spoke at length after the game about his momentous 3,000th strike out, saying "It was cool. Not a lot of guys have done it." Then he elaborated with, "Boy it's late. See ya."
Mad Mad, you so crazy
The stupid Giants scored the winning run in the 11th inning, finally ending the late-nighter at 1:16 AM CST, approximately 34 minutes after I fell asleep in my nachos.
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Charges Dropped, Eyebrows Raised
Girls sit around, look pretty until judge throws out bogus tickets
JUDGE: Okay, we'll do these cases first since they're all nonsuits.
CRYSTAL: Did he just say "nonsense"?
TEQUILA RED: Wow, this really is like on TV!
Nonsuit
Judgment against the Plaintiff when he is unable to prove a case or when he neglects to proceed to trial or when he wears pants and a jacket that do not even come close to matching.
See also: Fashion Police
A three hour rain delay pushed the start of last night's Cubs game back to almost 10 PM, and I was so sure it would be cancelled that we were still at home when they threw out the first pitch. It was a mad dash to the park after that, but we got there just in time for this. I have to say, it was pretty bitchin. You can see that Dylan was impressed.
The lady behind him: "Whatever. Bring back Clement!"
The ebullient and verbose Maddux spoke at length after the game about his momentous 3,000th strike out, saying "It was cool. Not a lot of guys have done it." Then he elaborated with, "Boy it's late. See ya."
Mad Mad, you so crazy
The stupid Giants scored the winning run in the 11th inning, finally ending the late-nighter at 1:16 AM CST, approximately 34 minutes after I fell asleep in my nachos.
Charges Dropped, Eyebrows Raised
Girls sit around, look pretty until judge throws out bogus tickets
JUDGE: Okay, we'll do these cases first since they're all nonsuits.
CRYSTAL: Did he just say "nonsense"?
TEQUILA RED: Wow, this really is like on TV!
Nonsuit
Judgment against the Plaintiff when he is unable to prove a case or when he neglects to proceed to trial or when he wears pants and a jacket that do not even come close to matching.
See also: Fashion Police
Tequila Red called it a day @ 11:11 AM
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