Happy Anniversary To Me

Five years. That's how long I've been working here at the Jeeb. I know you can't hear it, but inside my head there's screaming.

To mark your 5th anniversary, the Jeeb traditionally gives employees a little gift, as a special "thanks" for all those years of hard work and loyalty. I think you'll be as touched as I was by how much thought and effort they put into it.



While I really, truly appreciate the gesture - and the hundred bucks - would it have killed somebody TO AT LEAST WRITE MY DAMN NAME ON THE CARD?

Fill In The Blanks
Let's play a fun game!

My job is _____________.
I absolutely _____________ it.
It's a good thing I don't have a ___________.
I wish I were ____________.

Best answer gets a $5 gift card to Famous Footwear!