Pop Quiz

Which of these is NOT an acceptable thing to say to a stranger on the street:
     a) "Good morning."
     b) "How are you?"
     c) "Nice weather we're having."
     d) "If I had a knife right now, I'd stab you in the heart with it. Don't think I wouldn't. I'd stab my own mother; thank god SHE'S dead. I hate women! I'm the son of BTK! I hate you! I'd stab you! Stab! You got a nice ass though."

If you guessed A, B, or C, then clearly you do not live in my Neighborhood of Crazy.

Man, are you lucky.

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