I Hope There's Cake
According to the company newsletter, today is my birthday. May 12. Apparently I've been celebrating it on the wrong day for all these 30 years. How very silly of me! A big THANK YOU to my company for setting me straight. You guys might have dropped the ball on the raise front, but I knew you still cared!

Uh ... I guess.
Presents, Redux
If you're looking for that perfect birthday (again) gift, allow me to make some suggestions:
1. Deerhoof tickets and a babysitter
2. Autographed photo of Dean Haglund
3. Phone number of a good headhunter

Deerhoof: Didn't that bitch just have a birthday? WTF?
Update: Thanks for the cake, Suzann!

Uh ... I guess.
Presents, Redux
If you're looking for that perfect birthday (again) gift, allow me to make some suggestions:
1. Deerhoof tickets and a babysitter
2. Autographed photo of Dean Haglund
3. Phone number of a good headhunter

Deerhoof: Didn't that bitch just have a birthday? WTF?
Update: Thanks for the cake, Suzann!